Redi Whip

Quite simple, one of the greatest inventions ever concieved by man.

Cocaine

Kids love it !

Holy Shit !

This is awesome !

Facebook

You're doing it wrong

Youth

Cuz you have to pay for this view as an adult

Zombies

Much friendlier once you get to know them

"Boobs"

Not funny at all but really hot

Models

You'll never look that good and even if you did, you still don't have Photoshop !

You'll never look that good and even if you did, you still don't have Photoshop !

Girl Scouts

Maybe next time you'll buy the fucking cookies

High School Girls

Because no matter how old you are, they're always the same age

Because no matter how old you are, they're always the same age.

Girl Scouts

Some will do anything to sell those damn cookies.

Boobies

Om nom nom

Bearspider

We are all going to die !!!

Teen Asses

creating boners from the beginning of time

When you see it

You will shit Brix

America fuck yeah !

America fuck yeah !

Homework

It will kill you in the end

Your Mom

She will titty-fuck your Pokemon, on film.

Pure Ownage

That little thing that happens when missiles don't miss

Smurfs

You figure it out

Curiosity

Go On. Press it

MMORPG

Many Men Online Role Playing as Girls

Focus

Try not to think of the 607360 troops, 265675 crew members, 167216 pilots, 52276 Gunners, 42782 Ship support staff and 25984 stormtroopers that you're about to kill... Just keep doing what the voices tell you to do.

If you were a credit card

You'd be Amercian Express, no one accepts you.

Oh Look !

Cupcakes !

Pokemon

I used to think this stuff was the shit

Guns

Guns don't kill people. Husbands who come home early do.

Marketing

You're doing it wrong

SFW Porn

Kinda takes the fun out of it.

Miss Denver

Love the cowboy hat

Roofies

No response doesn't necessarly means no